Fun WIth Google
August 27th, 2009
I named searched my brother online and found a picture of him…
Hahahaha! He would so not be pleased.
Que Douche?
August 21st, 2009
What the?
Grrrrrrrrrrrr daddy! Nice underwear dude (it augments your nipple ring, stupid smirk, studded wristlet and that spectacular chain around your neck). Don’t get me wrong, I think sexy underwear is fun but… this isn’t sexy, it’s just flat out weird! Rock on douche!
Now I Know What to Wear For Halloween!
August 21st, 2009
Super fun!
Holy Moses Would You look At the Size of That Thing!
August 20th, 2009
This is Tommy Deluca. Oy. This just isn’t natural. He loses points for wearing a baseball cap when he should be wearing a visor but that’s not what you’re looking at anyway… The totally NSFW freak-show is available after the jump.
Best. Idea. Ever.
August 20th, 2009
They turned San Francisco’s Lombard Street into a giant life-sized Candyland game-board for the day!! This officially takes the grand prize for the most awesome application of capitalism this week! Click Here for more details and photos.
Someone Tell Him to Stop
August 19th, 2009
Would someone please Chris Daughtry that I don’t care if he goes on tour or not! Either way no one in their right mind would buy his new (or old) album. Maybe if he sang something that didn’t sound like he had a guitar shoved up his ass while he was gargling a mouth full of gravel I’d give him a second first chance. What a chenozzle!
Best. Casting. Call. Ever.
August 19th, 2009
I love love love this! It’s a casting call for an adult film – posted on a telephone pole!!! So classy! Additionally, the copy is fully and completely retarded.
“6 young people suffer psychologically traumatic experiences, which create a tumor in the collective unconscious. They then learn to draw on this tumors energy to become a helmeted power rangers-like action squad.”
Yes! All together now: Tumor Power!!! The role of Maya is based on the Hindu goddess of the same name but the role of Evie, well that is just extra extra special.
“Evie: A precocious blond high school student. Based on the “Evie” character from the 80’s sitcom Out of This World who has a distant alien father she communicates with through a crystal intercom. She can also freeze time.”
I don’t know about you but this flick just jumped from weird to MUST-SEE-TV! Hahaha! I’m dying’! I would kill to meet the ‘filmmaker’ because I so wanna know what type of sick twisted fuck is behind such a ridiculous fabulous idea!
[Via Boing Boing]
I know you have all been wondering about this…
August 19th, 2009
The name of Weezer’s new album is Raditude. Are they joking? No. What the hell kind of name is that? Then something occurred to me, how could any new album by Weezer not be called Raditude? They started down this path long long ago. Le sigh.
Art in Technology
August 18th, 2009
Lewd Content: Batman
August 18th, 2009
This is just.. ew! He’s a different kind of sports hero… we’ll call him Batman because he’s such a bad bat ass! This not for the faint of heart – the NSFW (and supremely horrifying) version is after the jump.
Hot Douchery
August 18th, 2009
So, this is an idea ripped off inspired by Hot Chicks With Douchebags, which I’ll just call Hot Douchery. It came about after scouring the internets for a suitable image for this Metroblog post. It’s a whole category of men that are indeed really douchey but somehow attractive – or failing that, at the very least hypnotic.
Take this fellow for instance, he’s got all the trademarks: spiky hair, overt accessories, stupid tribal tattoo, ridiculous tan and an equally ridiculous tan-line. Yet, somehow, he’s sort of, I don’t know… a tasty pop-tart? He’s like cheap breakfast cereal; tacky to look at, you know it’s bad for you but you gobble it up anyway.
Holy Shit Balls
August 18th, 2009
You have Verso to thank for this. No. Words. Help. Aneurism. Gahlkjwefonc…
