Big Doesn’t Man Bad
Christopher Atkinsesque bad/big hair in flagrante delicto – Blue Lagoon style!

His hair is so fluffy and blonde and ridiculous. And why’s he so oily anyway?
You could go to give him a hug (or other illicit activities) and slide right off him.
What’s his stage-name going to be? I vote for Exxxon Valdez.
March 11th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
baby face doesn’t match his macho bod.
March 11th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
the gay face, the muscle bod and the surfer/emo hair don’t quite jive…