I named searched my brother online and found a picture of him…

Hahahaha! He would so not be pleased.

Super fun!

They turned San Francisco’s Lombard Street into a giant life-sized Candyland game-board for the day!! This officially takes the grand prize for the most awesome application of capitalism this week! Click Here for more details and photos.

I love love love this! It’s a casting call for an adult film – posted on a telephone pole!!! So classy! Additionally, the copy is fully and completely retarded.

“6 young people suffer psychologically traumatic experiences, which create a tumor in the collective unconscious. They then learn to draw on this tumors energy to become a helmeted power rangers-like action squad.”

Yes! All together now: Tumor Power!!! The role of Maya is based on the Hindu goddess of the same name but the role of Evie, well that is just extra extra special.

“Evie: A precocious blond high school student. Based on the “Evie” character from the 80’s sitcom Out of This World who has a distant alien father she communicates with through a crystal intercom. She can also freeze time.”

I don’t know about you but this flick just jumped from weird to MUST-SEE-TV! Hahaha! I’m dying’! I would kill to meet the ‘filmmaker’ because I so wanna know what type of sick twisted fuck is behind such a ridiculous fabulous idea!

[Via Boing Boing]

Wowzers.

You have Verso to thank for this. No. Words. Help. Aneurism. Gahlkjwefonc…

This is smart thinking:

A man mounted a retractable fifth wheel on the back of his car so he can easily pivot into tight parking spots.

If making 200 pancakes per hour in your own kitchen is wrong then I don’t wanna be right! Heh, okay I don’t actually want one of these for serious, but the concept is cool. I wonder if they have a Jewish version, you know, for latkes (smirk).  More disturbing than the volume is the fact that the batter is shelf-stable for up to a year – yikes.

[Link via Neatorama]

Ok, all you gay nerds (sitting around doing nerdy things in the Nerdery) will need to keep your pants on during this nerdarific-homoerectus clip:

Like OMG! Doctor Who and Captain Jack just totally kissed. Swoon.

Ah yes, billboards that don’t belong together… or depending on your point of view, maybe they do. Either way it made me chuckle. [via Neatorama]

You’ve seen that web site Hot Chicks With Douchebags right? Well I have an idea for a new one called Hot Douchebags With Douchebags! Check out these two winners, the nice orange spray tan, the sexy spiked guido hair, the plucked guido brows and the new jersey track jacket with gold chains. All signs point to total douchebags, except for the fact that they are making out. I like men with almost no redeeming qualities.

It’s okay to love corn but it’s not okay to love corn.

MMMMMmmmmmmm! It’s a super fantastic French Fry Phone, the inevitable follow up to the Hamburger phone. I sort of wish I could get one of these as an Bluetooth attached to my cellphone. How rawking would I be while chatting on a fry phone while hanging out at Starbucks?

Um… wow.

I just can’t make this shiz up!

Good Lawd! I was recently alerted to the most brilliant/horrifying web site that has ever or will ever exist: luriddigs.com (NSFW). Essentially these clever boys post amateur nude photos that guys have taken in some of the most maleficent surroundings one could imagine – with commentary. Take the fellow below for example, I cannot even begin to accurately articulate the horrors on parade. He’s been removed from my version of the picture, so you can really focus on the icky-icky-poo interiors. The more daring among you can follow the link (NSFW or anyone with vision) to see the most lurid aspect of the picture in all his knock-off-Dior-sunglasses glory.

[via my bestie Matt]

Just where is the cast of Night Court now? OK, well you probably didn’t ask yourself that, but here is a fun little article about it anyway. Of course, I think I’d rather see a Benson: Where Are They Now article, but maybe that’s just me.

By the way, check out Markie Post’s hair… Deelish!

The most exciting video I have seen on YouTube is not the new leaked Alice in Wonderland trailer! It is however this little gem, a real wedding video which plays like the end of a fictional big screen romcom. I have gotta tell ya, when this video started I really wanted to hate it but by video’s end I couldn’t help feeling some of the elation myself. If we were to watch this in a theater, it would seem like an unrealistic conclusion but… in real life it feels like a meaningful expression of pure joy.

Linked via Neatorama

I love the Muppets and I love GaGa but… what the hell?

I know a certain pig who will NOT be pleased.

I love love love this:

It’s a Back to the Future: Part II: Marty McFly Cap. Wowzers! I need one… wonder if will fit on my giant oversized head (thanks Mom and Dad)?

Buy your own for just $24.99!

Thanks to theblogasaurus.com (the other blogasaur) for the link!