Ew. Dustin “Dirty Sanchez” Diamond. Just Ew.

By the way, check out Markie Post’s hair… Deelish!

Jon Stewart.

Were you waiting for a punch line? Because there isn’t one… it really is Jon Stewart. Should I laugh or should I cry?

Exhibit A:

Diesel has a new line of watches called, and I kid you not: SuperBadAss. Based on this horseshoe shaped metal monstrosity I would venture SuperDumbAss would be a more appropriate name. [via Boing Boing)

Exhibit B:

I take it back, clearly this is hands down the gayer of the two. Peter Andre’s got Flava!

Clearly he needs a new agent.

I know a certain pig who will NOT be pleased.

This was taken on the day Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint met for the very first time. Awwwwww. Follow the link for a high-res version and nice story about the photographer (and producer of Harry Potter) who snapped the pic.

Forget Twilight, I’m all about Hogwarts!

Between the two of them they have enough ink to pen the Federalist Papers. Here’s a little behind the scene’s video of the shoot. Careful it’s mildly NSFW.

As the NSFW picture after the jump proves, Souljaboy is packing some serious heat!

The roll of toilet paper is a nice touch… then of course there is the other large roll in the picture. Yikes.

First and foremost, the best news you have heard all summer is that it looks like The Big Bang Theory finally found it’s audience! The show’s reruns have been the surprise hit of the summer and pulling in big ratings every Monday night. Now all you nerds out there can finally breath a sigh of relief and relax; your show will be around for a while. Whew. Crisis averted.

The other bloggy item is that Tribbles are going to be infesting the San Diego Comic-Con. That’s right Paramount is giving out free Tribbles! I so want one! Never before have I desired to attend but there isn’t much I wouldn’t do for some cute and cuddle Tribbles. I swear I only want just one (or two hundred)!

The full NSFW shebang is after the jump.

Gee, do you think he works out?

Sure, they both have bangin’ bikini bodies and they both know how to piss off and alienate just about everyone they meet. Still, celebrities gravitate toward Sacha Baron Cohen while they often ostracize Kathy Griffin. It’s a strange dichotomy. Especially since Kathy’s been doing her act for a while now and it only recently occurred to me why she’s braver and bolder than Sacha can ever be.

With Bruno and Borat we get characters who humiliate Americans and celebrities world wide. Once the mask comes off, so to speak, and the joke is revealed, it’s all seen as good natured satire and genius art! Likewise Kathy also humiliates Americans and celebrities world wide but the key difference is she does it as herself. We can all tell exactly what both comedians think of their targets but one of them hides behind a facade while the other just lets it all hang out.

For this reason alone, Kathy Griffin is clearly superior when taken to task for shedding the spotlight on America’s ugly truths – even if Sacha steals the limelight. Long live the Queen — even if Bruno wants to steal the crown for himself.

My opinion of Allan didn’t appear to be held by the majority. The others in the audience seemed to hoot and holler and immensely appreciate the time they were spending with him. They got free t-shirts and often stood up to individually to show off their own special talents. After watching a young British spectator fold her ears back I found myself longing for the sophistication of Barnum and Bailey. If I wanted to see a side show I would go to the circus. By the time Allan began prank calling people’s elderly grandmothers the whole event had devolved into chaos.

In between Allan’s performances, the cast and crew of Rita Rocks filled our time with the taping of a television show. They dutifully performed their scenes and the audience dutifully laughed when prompted. Basically, we were being used for the live laugh-track they were recording and were often encouraged to laugh at the same jokes over and over again. This was a task I detested, but again, I seemed to be in the minority on this. The rest of the studio audience seemed all too happy to generate fake laughter on command. They were incredibly eager to do their part to make art; the problem is, we weren’t being paid for our role in this production. Someone call AGVA (American Guild of Variety Artists) because I think we need a contract.

All told we spent about 40 minutes total with Rita and much more time with the warm-up comedian. To say the event was misrepresented would be a gross understatement. I suppose there is a reason Allan has the job he does and it’s clear he won’t be getting a one-man show anytime soon. Oh wait, he already has one, you can catch his live show Friday nights in Studio City on Stage 13. The tickets are free but the cost to your soul is incalculable.

The lovely and talented NewsRadio alum, Maura Tierney, has taken ill. For those of you who haven’t figured it out, there are little NR reference hidden all over the site — because I (heart) the show and all its cast members.

Reuters reports that “the production start [of Parenthood] has been postponed for eight weeks to late September ‘due to medical evaluation that (Tierney) is undergoing’”.

Yikes! I hope she’s okay!  /me is sending all his good jujus her way!

Some people seem to think so.

I’m not sure what to think. Is it him?

*Enlarged Photo After The Jump*