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They turned San Francisco’s Lombard Street into a giant life-sized Candyland game-board for the day!! This officially takes the grand prize for the most awesome application of capitalism this week! Click Here for more details and photos.

I love love love this! It’s a casting call for an adult film – posted on a telephone pole!!! So classy! Additionally, the copy is fully and completely retarded.

“6 young people suffer psychologically traumatic experiences, which create a tumor in the collective unconscious. They then learn to draw on this tumors energy to become a helmeted power rangers-like action squad.”

Yes! All together now: Tumor Power!!! The role of Maya is based on the Hindu goddess of the same name but the role of Evie, well that is just extra extra special.

“Evie: A precocious blond high school student. Based on the “Evie” character from the 80’s sitcom Out of This World who has a distant alien father she communicates with through a crystal intercom. She can also freeze time.”

I don’t know about you but this flick just jumped from weird to MUST-SEE-TV! Hahaha! I’m dying’! I would kill to meet the ‘filmmaker’ because I so wanna know what type of sick twisted fuck is behind such a ridiculous fabulous idea!

[Via Boing Boing]

This is smart thinking:

A man mounted a retractable fifth wheel on the back of his car so he can easily pivot into tight parking spots.

The Pee-wee Herman Show is coming to LA for a limited engagement! It’s been almost two decades since we have seen Pee Wee on stage or TV or silver screen. Of course I already have tickets purchased. You’re jealous aren’t you bitches?

If making 200 pancakes per hour in your own kitchen is wrong then I don’t wanna be right! Heh, okay I don’t actually want one of these for serious, but the concept is cool. I wonder if they have a Jewish version, you know, for latkes (smirk).  More disturbing than the volume is the fact that the batter is shelf-stable for up to a year – yikes.

[Link via Neatorama]

The backlash against Ed Hardy has officially become far more annoying that the Ed Hardy products themselves. I know, I know, Jon Gosselin wears EH and that means I am supposed to hatey hate hate it or something but I don’t. In fact, the act of hating Ed Hardy seems to be some sort of cultural fad, you know, just like Ed Hardy fashion itself.

Now, with the advent of Ed Hardy underwear, we are supposed to welcome the apocalypse? Really? The end of the world people? I sorta like the idea of fun underwear – heck Ginch Gonch has made a booming business out of fun underwear for men. If you wanna run around in adult Underoos then I totally support it! For the record I have a lovely pair of Ed Hardy shoes (that I bought before they were douchey thank you) and I like them. I still wear them. Get over it.

[PS: If anyone makes comment about my Marc Ecko t-shirts, I will cut a bitch]

Ok, all you gay nerds (sitting around doing nerdy things in the Nerdery) will need to keep your pants on during this nerdarific-homoerectus clip:

Like OMG! Doctor Who and Captain Jack just totally kissed. Swoon.

THIS is a fascinating article about how Netflix works. I want a tour and I want a tour right now damn it!

MMMMMmmmmmmm! It’s a super fantastic French Fry Phone, the inevitable follow up to the Hamburger phone. I sort of wish I could get one of these as an Bluetooth attached to my cellphone. How rawking would I be while chatting on a fry phone while hanging out at Starbucks?

Ridley Scott is attached to return as the director for the new Alien prequel. Ar you excited by the idea of this? I know I am! My wife however… is not (what a fraidy cat).

Kathy’s Griffin’s new book, entitled Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin, is now available for pre-order from Amazon for the D-List price of just $15.00. Holy shitballs! I just clicked “Add To Cart”…

According to a recent TIME poll, America’s most trusted newscaster is:

Jon Stewart.

Were you waiting for a punch line? Because there isn’t one… it really is Jon Stewart. Should I laugh or should I cry?