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This is the first entry in this particular category that refers specifically to eyebrows… scratch that… eyebrow. I swear to you this has not be Photoshopped.
Oddly the rest of him looks pretty normal – it’s just the brow. NSFW version after the jump.
You’ve seen that web site Hot Chicks With Douchebags right? Well I have an idea for a new one called Hot Douchebags With Douchebags! Check out these two winners, the nice orange spray tan, the sexy spiked guido hair, the plucked guido brows and the new jersey track jacket with gold chains. All signs point to total douchebags, except for the fact that they are making out. I like men with almost no redeeming qualities.
Okay, well I am not completely speechless, but the shirt and the ‘stache and the feathery helmet are almost more than my brain can handle. My wife says, “I really like the glint in his eye”. I am more concerned with his hair and his attire. Where, prey tell, can I pick up one of these delightful tank tops?
Just where is the cast of Night Court now? OK, well you probably didn’t ask yourself that, but here is a fun little article about it anyway. Of course, I think I’d rather see a Benson: Where Are They Now article, but maybe that’s just me.
By the way, check out Markie Post’s hair… Deelish!
It’s a day full of conundrums. Which is worse? The hair on the left or the hair in the center? I am assuming he uses that thing like a rudder, you know, to help him steer. As for miss twisty-plop-hair next to him, it’s an experiment in aerodynamics. Woosh! [via HCWDB]
I walked into Supercuts and who’s smiling face do I see shining down upon me? None other that Sex and the City (and Dancing With the Stars) alumni Gilles Marini.
Clearly he needs a new agent.
Well here I am at my lovely new WordPress bloggy home and what better way to get started than with the latest bad porn hair to come across my desk. Hooray!
This is pretty awful. Sure it has that lovely Pantene shine but it’s in the omnipresent shaggy mallternative style that seems to be so popular these days (thanks Jonas Brothers).
The NSFW full monty is after the jump.
More bad porn hair and a plush-toy bonus! File this under “Boys Are So Stupid”. First of all, the windswept cheap-ass Zac Efron disaffected Emo hair is revolting. Get a real hair style dammit! Second of all, it’s okay to love your teddy but it’s not okay to love your teddy.
Click here for the completely gratuitous NSFW version (if that’s your thing).
Leif Garrett called…
This feathery fluffy shaggy mane has a calming effect on me. Ahhhh, zen.
Click here for the full monty (NSFW). BOIOIOIOIOIIIIIING!
This latest in the series of porntastic hair is the saddest of all: the gelmet.
At least with the previous examples we looked at, we could always blame the stylist who did that to the poor model before the photographer snapped the dastardly photo. But in the case of whatshisname (above) he has no one to blame but himself. He did that to his hair on purpose. All by himself. Then he captured it on film.
Some people can surpass their bad hair with a nice big smile – or some other big attribute. Just because he’s mostly naked (if you click on this link) doesn’t really distract from the whorendous hard candy shellac on his head.
Part 6 of a continuing series of hairtastrophes. Wow, a feathered shell and a molester mustache. Delicious! It’s like single scoop of your favorite ice cream and then a second scoop for free. Two for the price of one.
More in the continuing series of horrid dirty porn hair.
This is not a candid photo. This is a cheesecake photo, which means someone somewhere thought enough of this fellow and his awesome feathery helmet to commit it to film. I struggle to put into words my feelings about this… it’s just.. so… not okay. I’m sure there is a nice guy under all that fluff. Why must people make it so hard to love them?
Part 4 in a continuing series of bad porn hair: The Afro! He’s a bad mother… Shut yo’ mouf!
I don’t know who this guys is/was but I sooo wanna be his friend. His hair helmet is the picture of loveliness…
Here’s the whole buffed out naughty version for those who are so inclined.
Notice how his hair is appropriately sized to go with his muscle size?
Just sayin’ – the man has an eye for proportions.
The third in a series of horrific porn hair. This one really takes the cake!
Is that a toup’ or a comb-over? And what to make of the eyebrows?
/me shakes his head in dismay.
Click here for the NSFW version (which isn’t all that exciting trust me).
Christopher Atkinsesque bad/big hair in flagrante delicto – Blue Lagoon style!
His hair is so fluffy and blonde and ridiculous. And why’s he so oily anyway?
You could go to give him a hug (or other illicit activities) and slide right off him.
What’s his stage-name going to be? I vote for Exxxon Valdez.
Porn Hair! I can’t get enough of it!
It’s like a fiberglass haystack.
If the NSFW version is your speed, click here to see the whole enchilada.
It’s not really necessary though – his hair is the main attraction!
I loves it! Where do I sign up?
The mantastic looking fellow below is Francois Sagat. He’s a gay flesh flicks actor that’s daddylicious – Grrrrr!
More interesting than the fact that he is bald is the fact that he has basically tattooed on his hairline.
Odd? Yes, oddly attractive that is. French dudes are weird.
More bad hair in my Inbox. This one is like a feathery dandelion.
It’s as cool and refreshing as box of Snuggle Fabric Softener or as carefree as a summer’s day.
So wrong. Yet so right.
Not Suitable for Work or Prudent People – Naughty Bits on Display!
It’s been a while since I have posted anything inappropriate.
Course it’s been a while since I have seen hair the likes of this:
OMG I get weird stuff in my email Inbox, the big fluffy helmety goodness is almost more than I can take.
It has a certain mushroom-ish quality no? It’s hypnotic in a Partridge Family kind of way.
He’s naked of course, but it’s his hair that’s the main attraction.
The full monty is posted after the jump for the perverts who want to see more.
Not Suitable for Work or Prudent People – Naughty Bits on Display!
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