What the?

Grrrrrrrrrrrr daddy! Nice underwear dude (it augments your nipple ring, stupid smirk, studded wristlet and that spectacular chain around your neck). Don’t get me wrong, I think sexy underwear is fun but… this isn’t sexy, it’s just flat out weird! Rock on douche!

So, this is an idea ripped off inspired by Hot Chicks With Douchebags, which I’ll just call Hot Douchery. It came about after scouring the internets for a suitable image for this Metroblog post. It’s a whole category of men that are indeed really douchey but somehow attractive – or failing that, at the very least hypnotic.

Take this fellow for instance, he’s got all the trademarks: spiky hair, overt accessories, stupid tribal tattoo, ridiculous tan and an equally ridiculous tan-line. Yet, somehow, he’s sort of, I don’t know… a tasty pop-tart? He’s like cheap breakfast cereal; tacky to look at, you know it’s bad for you but you gobble it up anyway.

You’ve seen that web site Hot Chicks With Douchebags right? Well I have an idea for a new one called Hot Douchebags With Douchebags! Check out these two winners, the nice orange spray tan, the sexy spiked guido hair, the plucked guido brows and the new jersey track jacket with gold chains. All signs point to total douchebags, except for the fact that they are making out. I like men with almost no redeeming qualities.