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This is Tommy Deluca. Oy. This just isn’t natural. He loses points for wearing a baseball cap when he should be wearing a visor but that’s not what you’re looking at anyway… The totally NSFW freak-show is available after the jump.
This is just.. ew! He’s a different kind of sports hero… we’ll call him Batman because he’s such a bad bat ass! This not for the faint of heart – the NSFW (and supremely horrifying) version is after the jump.
Just so we can wash some of that Dustin Diamond filth off our bodies, let us cleans ourselves with some photos of Elizabeth Berkley and Mario Lopez. SBTB never looks so good. There there… it will all be better soon.
This is the first entry in this particular category that refers specifically to eyebrows… scratch that… eyebrow. I swear to you this has not be Photoshopped.
Oddly the rest of him looks pretty normal – it’s just the brow. NSFW version after the jump.
There’s something about this photo that’s just not right. Can you spot it? Me thinks he doth like the dolphins a little too much…
[via Awkward Boners]
The boys at Sean Cody (NSFW) sent over some lovely pictures for me to share. Who am I to deny you a blonde man who has chosen a porn stage name such as Bruce. He doesn’t look much like a Bruce, more of a Pete if you ask me. Anyway, there are eight NSFW shots of Bruce being all Bruce-y and stuff. Chickity-check them out by clicking here (NSFW).
Good Lawd! I was recently alerted to the most brilliant/horrifying web site that has ever or will ever exist: luriddigs.com (NSFW). Essentially these clever boys post amateur nude photos that guys have taken in some of the most maleficent surroundings one could imagine – with commentary. Take the fellow below for example, I cannot even begin to accurately articulate the horrors on parade. He’s been removed from my version of the picture, so you can really focus on the icky-icky-poo interiors. The more daring among you can follow the link (NSFW or anyone with vision) to see the most lurid aspect of the picture in all his knock-off-Dior-sunglasses glory.
[via my bestie Matt]
Everyone knows sex on the beach is a better cheap trashy drink than an actual activity. You always end up with sand in places you didn’t know you had (hey, I think there is drink named after that too). Let the expression on this guy’s face serve as a warning to keep it in your pants till you get home.
The really gay and super explicit NSFW version is after the jump.
Move over Michael Stipe, the pictures you uploaded to guyswithiphones.com (NSFW) are sooooo three days ago. The latest celebrity to upload his picture to the site is Souljaboy Tellem. He originally posted this photo via Twitter to his twitpic page – only to remove it. Then it somehow made it’s way over to guyswithiphones.com where he is currently showing off the goods.
As the NSFW picture after the jump proves, Souljaboy is packing some serious heat!
Wowzers. From the looks of this maybe it should have been called the The T&A Show! I had no plans on watching The T.O. Show, but maybe I’ll change my mind. To be honest, I pay zero attention to sports and had NO IDEA who Terrell Owens was until he took off his clothes. Sex sells! I still prolly won’t watch, as a quick trip to the show’s official site confirmed it wasn’t about a former football player turned nudist. Damn.
The full NSFW shebang is after the jump.
So, this will either enhance your childhood memories of He-Man (by confirming what you always suspected) or it will shatter your fragile grip on reality (by exposing what you always feared). Either way, it’s fun to watch Mattel toys get it on.
No word on if this scene will be recreated in the recently announced He-Man film.
The ridiculously graphic and obviously NSFW version is after the jump.
Well here I am at my lovely new WordPress bloggy home and what better way to get started than with the latest bad porn hair to come across my desk. Hooray!
This is pretty awful. Sure it has that lovely Pantene shine but it’s in the omnipresent shaggy mallternative style that seems to be so popular these days (thanks Jonas Brothers).
The NSFW full monty is after the jump.
More bad porn hair and a plush-toy bonus! File this under “Boys Are So Stupid”. First of all, the windswept cheap-ass Zac Efron disaffected Emo hair is revolting. Get a real hair style dammit! Second of all, it’s okay to love your teddy but it’s not okay to love your teddy.
Click here for the completely gratuitous NSFW version (if that’s your thing).
Leif Garrett called…
This feathery fluffy shaggy mane has a calming effect on me. Ahhhh, zen.
Click here for the full monty (NSFW). BOIOIOIOIOIIIIIING!
Part 6 of a continuing series of hairtastrophes. Wow, a feathered shell and a molester mustache. Delicious! It’s like single scoop of your favorite ice cream and then a second scoop for free. Two for the price of one.
More in the continuing series of horrid dirty porn hair.
This is not a candid photo. This is a cheesecake photo, which means someone somewhere thought enough of this fellow and his awesome feathery helmet to commit it to film. I struggle to put into words my feelings about this… it’s just.. so… not okay. I’m sure there is a nice guy under all that fluff. Why must people make it so hard to love them?
I don’t know much about art but I know what I like.
The whole shebang is behind the cut…
42 year old Cindy Crawford bares it al in the new issue of Allure.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnnnn!
Part 4 in a continuing series of bad porn hair: The Afro! He’s a bad mother… Shut yo’ mouf!
I don’t know who this guys is/was but I sooo wanna be his friend. His hair helmet is the picture of loveliness…
Here’s the whole buffed out naughty version for those who are so inclined.
Notice how his hair is appropriately sized to go with his muscle size?
Just sayin’ – the man has an eye for proportions.
The third in a series of horrific porn hair. This one really takes the cake!
Is that a toup’ or a comb-over? And what to make of the eyebrows?
/me shakes his head in dismay.
Click here for the NSFW version (which isn’t all that exciting trust me).
