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Amateur Hair

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

This latest in the series of porntastic hair is the saddest of all: the gelmet.

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At least with the previous examples we looked at, we could always blame the stylist who did that to the poor model before the photographer snapped the dastardly photo. But in the case of whatshisname (above) he has no one to blame but himself. He did that to his hair on purpose. All by himself. Then he captured it on film.

Some people can surpass their bad hair with a nice big smile – or some other big attribute. Just because he’s mostly naked (if you click on this link) doesn’t really distract from the whorendous hard candy shellac on his head.

Saved by the Bell Reunion

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Sign the petition…

Like a breath of fresh (h)air…

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Part 6 of a continuing series of hairtastrophes. Wow, a feathered shell and a molester mustache. Delicious! It’s like single scoop of your favorite ice cream and then a second scoop for free. Two for the price of one.

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Click here for the whole banana split (NSFW).

More Terrifying Pr0n Hair…

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

More in the continuing series of horrid dirty porn hair.

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This is not a candid photo. This is a cheesecake photo, which means someone somewhere thought enough of this fellow and his awesome feathery helmet to commit it to film. I struggle to put into words my feelings about this… it’s just.. so… not okay. I’m sure there is a nice guy under all that fluff. Why must people make it so hard to love them?

Click here to see the whole NSFW masterpiece.

I lied… This is the last one…

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

I promise….
I lied... This is the last one...

one last picture…

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

The city within a city…
one last picture...

more views…

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

more views...

3/28/09 The view from thw hotel…

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Queue the LA Law theme…
09 The view from thw hotel...

The Pet Shop Boys on Graham Norton

Friday, March 27th, 2009

Reconnecting

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

I have resisted MySpace and Facebook for years. Back when the internet was young, I was linked into IRC and Yahoo groups and such but I could never bring myself to sign up for the audio-visual assault that was MySpace.

Today I cracked – I now have a Facebook profile. Sigh.

I’ve barely been signed up for twelve hours and people who I haven’t fucked talked to in years have come crawling out of the woodwork. It’s been a refreshing trip down memory lane. Here’s a few of my favorite reconnections:

  • Nick… Oh Nick…. My long-term crush object is one of my favorite people to make out with. Heck, I still wanna make out with him. He also has the special distinction of being the only person I have injured myself having sex with. A groin injury that made me walk funny for days. Good times.
  • Gene… Dear Lord he’s a blast from the past. Gene was the first person I ever met that I knew for sure was gay – mainly because I was sucking his dick. He also has the special distinction of being the first person I ever had sex with. Again, I was walking funny for days. Ah, memories.
  • June… The librarian from my high school! Finally someone on this list I didn’t have sex with. She was a wacky lady who was super creative. She had such a positive impact on me as a student and person in general. She set a great example of how to live life without boundaries. Luckily for me, I had the privilege of being her student for 4 years.

What an amusing day. Of course there were tons more connections, some more fruitful than others. Can you believe my ex-girlfriend’s mother is the one who convinced me to sign up? Yeah, me neither.

I still refuse to be a part of MySpace though… maybe after Rupert M. kicks-off I’ll reconsider. Shouldn’t be too long right? What is he, like a 143 or something?

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Don’t Be Jealous of My Boogie

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Check out RuPaul’s new video. Oddly, it’s inspired by those really funky Japanese YouTube videos featuring Billy Herrington and the disembodied baby heads. I loves it!

The video while not specifically pornographic is NSFW.

She’s till workin’ it.

It’s art!

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

I don’t know much about art but I know what I like.

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The whole shebang is behind the cut…

NSFW – Click at Your Own Risk

She’s still got it…

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

42 year old Cindy Crawford bares it al in the new issue of Allure.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnnnn!

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NSFW – Click at Your Own Risk

File this under: Boys Are Stupid

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

It never ceases to amaze me what idiot-guys will allow themselves to be photographed doing. Where is Joe Francis when you need him?

Ever so slightly NSFW – Click at Your Own Risk

K-I-D-S

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Reposted from http://objustanotherday.blogspot.com/


Could these kids be any gayer?

Who’s the black private dick who’s a sex machine with all the chicks?

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

Part 4 in a continuing series of bad porn hair: The Afro! He’s a bad mother… Shut yo’ mouf!
I don’t know who this guys is/was but I sooo wanna be his friend. His hair helmet is the picture of loveliness…

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Here’s the whole buffed out naughty version for those who are so inclined.
Notice how his hair is appropriately sized to go with his muscle size?
Just sayin’ – the man has an eye for proportions.

So Wrong Yet So Right

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

Cheesy Smoked Turkey and Banana Casserole – aka Tropical Heart Attack Casserole

Ingredients

  • Butter
  • 12-14 slices white bread (with no crusts)
  • 8-10 large slices deli sliced smoked turkey
  • 4 bananas, sliced on the bias (make sure the bananas are not too ripe)
  • 2 cups shredded Sharp Cheddar
  • 2 cups crushed regular potato chips (measure first, then crush)
  • 6 slices cooked and crumbled bacon
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 cup 2% milk
  • 1 cup cream (not half & half – real cream)
  • Pinch freshly grated nutmeg
  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper
  • Splash of Worcestershire sauce

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Butter a 9 by 13 glass baking dish. Butter both sides of the crustless bread and layer approximately 6 of them into the bottom of the baking dish, overlapping them as necessary but keep them even. Layer the slices of smoked turkey on top of the bread, then splash some Worcestershire on top of the turkey, then layer the bananas and finally 6 more slices of bread, then the cheese, potato chips, and bacon. In a separate bowl, beat together the eggs, milk, cream, nutmeg, salt, and pepper. Pour this over the casserole almost to the top. Bake for 45 minutes until brown and bubbly. Let setup for 10 minutes then cut into squares and remove with a spatula, like lasagna. Prepare to have your mind altered, your taste buds titillated and you life changed for the better. Enjoy!

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I can’t believe I m posting a clip from Fox News…

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Here’s Right Said Fred’s new single, I’m a Celebrity. It’s kinda catchy… Enjoy!

Annnnnnnd here they are in a recent interview on Fox News (of all places). They were incredibly good sports…

http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.html?playerId=videolandingpage&streamingFormat=FLASH&referralObject=3805041&referralPlaylistId=playlist

Oki Dokie then.

And the hits just keep on coming…

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

The third in a series of horrific porn hair. This one really takes the cake!

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Is that a toup’ or a comb-over? And what to make of the eyebrows?
/me shakes his head in dismay.
Click here for the NSFW version (which isn’t all that exciting trust me).

More remakes…

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Stephen King’s It is heading to the big screen. A remake of a miniseries from the 90s. Hawt. Actually, the first part of the mini series, the part with the kids, is quite good. The part with John Ritter however, is unforgivably bad.

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