Hotdog Hideaway
You just can’t make shiz like this up!

It’s totally real and it’s totally for sale (from the geniuses) at Archie McPhee.
Says the web site:
What child doesn’t imagine a house made of meat during the holidays? Our bestselling Hot Dog Hideaway kit comes with enough cured deli slices and kosher dogs (Over 10 pounds!) to make a veritable McMansion of meat! Just follow the included blueprints and use the pate spackle to join it together and smooth over the rough edges. Not only will you get the complete Hot Dog Hideaway, but also a set of meat landscaping materials to make pimento loaf trees and meatball bushes.
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:03 am
Lol was checking out the competition and your awesome. I’m sure you have a lot more readers than theblogasaurus.com but o well. I love this story it’s hialroois I’m gonna reblog and subscribe/follow!!!
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