This is smart thinking:

A man mounted a retractable fifth wheel on the back of his car so he can easily pivot into tight parking spots.

The Pee-wee Herman Show is coming to LA for a limited engagement! It’s been almost two decades since we have seen Pee Wee on stage or TV or silver screen. Of course I already have tickets purchased. You’re jealous aren’t you bitches?

If making 200 pancakes per hour in your own kitchen is wrong then I don’t wanna be right! Heh, okay I don’t actually want one of these for serious, but the concept is cool. I wonder if they have a Jewish version, you know, for latkes (smirk).  More disturbing than the volume is the fact that the batter is shelf-stable for up to a year – yikes.

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The backlash against Ed Hardy has officially become far more annoying that the Ed Hardy products themselves. I know, I know, Jon Gosselin wears EH and that means I am supposed to hatey hate hate it or something but I don’t. In fact, the act of hating Ed Hardy seems to be some sort of cultural fad, you know, just like Ed Hardy fashion itself.

Now, with the advent of Ed Hardy underwear, we are supposed to welcome the apocalypse? Really? The end of the world people? I sorta like the idea of fun underwear – heck Ginch Gonch has made a booming business out of fun underwear for men. If you wanna run around in adult Underoos then I totally support it! For the record I have a lovely pair of Ed Hardy shoes (that I bought before they were douchey thank you) and I like them. I still wear them. Get over it.

[PS: If anyone makes comment about my Marc Ecko t-shirts, I will cut a bitch]

Ok, all you gay nerds (sitting around doing nerdy things in the Nerdery) will need to keep your pants on during this nerdarific-homoerectus clip:

Like OMG! Doctor Who and Captain Jack just totally kissed. Swoon.

THIS is a fascinating article about how Netflix works. I want a tour and I want a tour right now damn it!

Just so we can wash some of that Dustin Diamond filth off our bodies, let us cleans ourselves with some photos of Elizabeth Berkley and Mario Lopez. SBTB never looks so good. There there… it will all be better soon.

I kinda feel bad for ol’ Screech. He was banned from his own reunion. Of course Mr Belding wasn’t there either. What gives? Anyway, even if I do feel bad for the jew-fro laden douche-bag, you have to admit he brought this on himself.

Ew. Dustin “Dirty Sanchez” Diamond. Just Ew.

This is the first entry in this particular category that refers specifically to eyebrows… scratch that… eyebrow. I swear to you this has not be Photoshopped.

Oddly the rest of him looks pretty normal – it’s just the brow. NSFW version after the jump.

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Ah yes, billboards that don’t belong together… or depending on your point of view, maybe they do. Either way it made me chuckle. [via Neatorama]

You’ve seen that web site Hot Chicks With Douchebags right? Well I have an idea for a new one called Hot Douchebags With Douchebags! Check out these two winners, the nice orange spray tan, the sexy spiked guido hair, the plucked guido brows and the new jersey track jacket with gold chains. All signs point to total douchebags, except for the fact that they are making out. I like men with almost no redeeming qualities.

Okay, well I am not completely speechless, but the shirt and the ‘stache and the feathery helmet are almost more than my brain can handle. My wife says, “I really like the glint in his eye”. I am more concerned with his hair and his attire. Where, prey tell, can I pick up one of these delightful tank tops?

It’s okay to love corn but it’s not okay to love corn.