Is this a photo of a male or a female?

Not Suitable for Work or Prudent People – Cheeks on Display!

OK meanwhilepdx, do your thang. Caption this mofo. I expect greatness.

I dunno where it came from or why it came in my email but it is priceless! Ah the joys of being spammed.

Yet another case of a consumer buying a seemingly innocuous product and finding it stuffed full of porn.

Wow, this seems to be some sort epidemic.
I feel so left out because as I asked in my earlier post about barbeque porn: How come this never happens to me?
Anyway, the unedited version of the photo above can be found after the jump.

Not Suitable for Work or Prudent People – Naughty Bits on Display!

The mantastic looking fellow below is Francois Sagat. He’s a gay flesh flicks actor that’s daddylicious – Grrrrr!
More interesting than the fact that he is bald is the fact that he has basically tattooed on his hairline.
Odd? Yes, oddly attractive that is. French dudes are weird.

Some prissy entertainment queen made some snatchy lewd comment about the size of my ass and how it was just enough to “grab on to”.

I told him he needs to stop overplucking his eyebrows and become more friendly with deoderant.

Guess he didn’t like that because he walked off in a huff.

Betch.