Pony Express ride vehicle. They’re surprisingly generous to people of size which is not the usual at Knott’s. Still – it looks horrifically scary!

RIP

He did a dance just for me. Just for ME!!!!!! Eff yeah!

He’s my favorite beagle you know.

We’re heading home…

Thank Amun Ra.

Nothing says “getting back to nature” like lunch at a San Diego Applebee’s.

Mmmmmmm. Just as Mother Nature intended.

Okay. We’re bad campers. How bad are we? We drove 30 miles from Mt Laguna to San Diego to sit in the air conditioning and catch a matinee of Wall E (review to come later).

We’ll return to our regularly scheduled camping program momentarily.

No? How ’bout fat camp stories? Lordy.

Did I mention that there are rattlesnake warnings posted all over the place here?

I wana go home.

That camping really just involves lying around, complaining and overeating mediocre food. If I wanted to do that I would go on a cruise

Happy God Damn Independance Day. There are bugs and snakes and bears and oh my God… I swear I just saw a pack of Dingos.

I may need to borrow a gun from one of thosw toothless camp manger people. You know, fer scarrin’ off dingos.

Let the nightmare begin…

Jane’s Dutch Baby pancake. Those things are freaky.

Oh good Lord there are two of them. How will I survive the next three weeks with this much red in a confined space?

Some prissy entertainment queen made some snatchy lewd comment about the size of my ass and how it was just enough to “grab on to”.

I told him he needs to stop overplucking his eyebrows and become more friendly with deoderant.

Guess he didn’t like that because he walked off in a huff.

Betch.

OMG. I am reasonably close to the stage. Maybe I will be able to smell the essence of George from here.

We are here at The Forum to see George Michael. Its in the hood. Inglewood baby!

and its almost more than I can take.

I’m just sayin’.

This is a “tech wall” in case you’re wondering. Oooooooooh! It’s filled with futurey goodness.

Suhweet! This attraction never gets old – unlike Star Tours which Kelly is going to mae me ride no less than 8 times.

I don’t know what’s more frightening? The fact that there is a Zac Efron hair brush sale or the fact that I purchased it. I wish I were kidding.