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The Only Horse Joanie Will Ever Ride.

Saurus — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:37:00 +0000

Pony Express ride vehicle. They’re surprisingly generous to people of size which is not the usual at Knott’s. Still – it looks horrifically scary!

An (un)dead Joanie

Saurus — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:46:00 +0000

RIP

I (heart) Snoopy

Saurus — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:54:00 +0000

He did a dance just for me. Just for ME!!!!!! Eff yeah!

He’s my favorite beagle you know.

Final Day

Saurus — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 14:57:00 +0000

We’re heading home…

Thank Amun Ra.

Its Funny Cause It’s True

Saurus — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:02:00 +0000

Nothing says “getting back to nature” like lunch at a San Diego Applebee’s.

Mmmmmmm. Just as Mother Nature intended.

Wall E

Saurus — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:03:00 +0000

Okay. We’re bad campers. How bad are we? We drove 30 miles from Mt Laguna to San Diego to sit in the air conditioning and catch a matinee of Wall E (review to come later).

We’ll return to our regularly scheduled camping program momentarily.

Campfire stories?

Saurus — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:10:00 +0000

No? How ’bout fat camp stories? Lordy.

Camping is boring…

Saurus — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:43:00 +0000

Did I mention that there are rattlesnake warnings posted all over the place here?

I wana go home.

It has come to my attention…

Saurus — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:03:00 +0000

That camping really just involves lying around, complaining and overeating mediocre food. If I wanted to do that I would go on a cruise

Camping Day 2

Saurus — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:16:00 +0000

Happy God Damn Independance Day. There are bugs and snakes and bears and oh my God… I swear I just saw a pack of Dingos.

I may need to borrow a gun from one of thosw toothless camp manger people. You know, fer scarrin’ off dingos.

Burnt Rancheria Campground

Saurus — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:00:00 +0000

Let the nightmare begin…

The Original Pancake House

Saurus — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:27:00 +0000

Jane’s Dutch Baby pancake. Those things are freaky.

Red heads on the sofa.

Saurus — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:54:00 +0000

Oh good Lord there are two of them. How will I survive the next three weeks with this much red in a confined space?

If you can’t say anything nice…

Saurus — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:06:00 +0000

Some prissy entertainment queen made some snatchy lewd comment about the size of my ass and how it was just enough to “grab on to”.

I told him he needs to stop overplucking his eyebrows and become more friendly with deoderant.

Guess he didn’t like that because he walked off in a huff.

Betch.

The 25Live Tour

Saurus — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:36:00 +0000

OMG. I am reasonably close to the stage. Maybe I will be able to smell the essence of George from here.

Wake Me Up

Saurus — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:54:00 +0000

We are here at The Forum to see George Michael. Its in the hood. Inglewood baby!

I call it the “Kelly pout”…

Saurus — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:25:00 +0000

and its almost more than I can take.

I’m just sayin’.

Tomorrowland @ Night

Saurus — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 05:08:00 +0000

This is a “tech wall” in case you’re wondering. Oooooooooh! It’s filled with futurey goodness.

Space Mountain.

Saurus — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:29:00 +0000

Suhweet! This attraction never gets old – unlike Star Tours which Kelly is going to mae me ride no less than 8 times.

“I Love Troy!”

Saurus — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:12:00 +0000

I don’t know what’s more frightening? The fact that there is a Zac Efron hair brush sale or the fact that I purchased it. I wish I were kidding.