This is what it looks like after you have been wandering around in the triple digit heat and then sit your tired ass down at an overpriced snack bar.

Suprisingly cute!

I lost my fraggin sunglasses on the first perilous plunge. G-damnit.

That’s Kelly on Midway Mania with her spring action shooter!

It’s literally 104 degrees today. This is a photo of the long flat seemingly enless unshaded batan death march to Toy Story Midway Mania.

Christ it’s hot… Need shade now… Pant pant pant

That’s a picture of my wife being really late while I wait for her outside of work. For shame!

Jane by the sea.

The Avalon Casino.

The veiw from our hotel. Swank no?

Jane and I are tossing back the Cazuelas at Mia Casita. Gotta love Catalina.

Click to see NPH larger in all his glory.

The Smurfs turned 50 today. Rejoice!

As if I needed an additional reason not to shop at Pennys. Look at this hell hole! This is a brand new three-story flagship store here in OC. Whatevs…

This dude. The one in the picture, he has a yeast infection on his balls. How do I know this? Because he is loudly discussing it on his cell phone in public.

So I thought I’d call out his obnoxiousness and announce his scrotal issues to the web. If I have to endure it then so do you.

Serves him right. Fucker.

There is something to be said for blue skies and palm trees at Christmas! I just snapped this photo over I-5 out my office window. A nice warm and sunny Christmas – just how I like it!

Jane’s beaver shot! Oh Canada!

We are immigrant bears from darkest Peru.

He did a dance just for me!

“The Best Tail in Town”, I swear that’s what the bumper says.

Red Heads in the garden.

Unlikely bedfellows!

From left to right: Jon, George W Bush, Joan and Dick Nixon