The Whole Fandamily

I can’t move away from here. I like it. I have a hair dresser and a mechanic so it’s official, I’m in for the long haul. But oh how I long to be closer with my Seattle family. My mom is threatening to move here again – I really wish she would – but I kinda don’t believe her. She threatens to move every year and so far she’s a no-show. She always finds an excuse to delay or change her mind or some such thing – and I totally get it. Change is hard and moving your life is a huge deal – I mean, it wasn’t just two sentences back I said I was in for the long haul so I completely understand.

Frankly I wish they were all near by. I have all these awesome siblings I never see and a couple I never (and I do mean never) even talk to: I have a brother (of sorts) in Portland and he ignored me on Facebook. Ouch. Dick.

Ayhoo I am just the littlest bit lonely. I need some friends or family that I am close too that at least live remotely near by. I always look forward to visits from the G’monts or the sibs and ‘rents and my shlister-in-law. I am not due for a visit from any of them for a long time. Suck.

As we all know, the world revolves around me, so would you people please get off your lovely asses and come and visit moi? That includes you Matty and Katie and Chris and Dylon (who won’t even acknowledge I exist – what a d-bag). Get a move-on.

kthxb.

3 Responses to “The Whole Fandamily”

  1. verbal_exist Says:

    Aww! Miss you. I will come and visit. I promise.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    I know how you feel – I tried to friend your brother on Facebook and he totally blew me off.

    – the Seattle stepmother who is hoping she still counts as family.

  3. admin Says:

    Oh Dianne. Not THAT brother. The other one – Dylon. He’s good at ignoring people.

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